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Advertising Pawn knows how to remain culturally relevant and contemporary. In times of gloomy recession and depressing headlines, we provide you with an article on suicide and how to end your life with a bang (or a splash).
Advertising despises normality. In our world, you don’t smile; you laugh out loud while rolling on the floor, acrobatically sipping a can of Coke. You don’t smell good; you irradiate your surroundings with a scent that brings every hot girl’s sense of self-esteem so low that you can have sex with them on the spot. You don’t just drive a car to run errands (boring); you ride it like a wild horse with absolutely no destination to go to.
Advertising just loves hyperbolic behavior. In our world, suicide isn’t morose and heart-crunching (let’s leave that to real life). We prefer to consider suicide as the epitome of a relationship with a brand. After all, suicide is just the doubt looking for the truth, which means that our products become the ultimate reason to live, die, or think of life differently.
Of course, this tactic might shock the easily offended whenever evoked too bluntly; which is why we often address suicide metaphorically (replacing humans with animals, insects or blurbs of all kinds) and with a heavy dash of humor to diffuse potentially constipated reactions.
Enjoy the controversy below. And if you want more shock, feel welcome to read our article on the Shock Doctrine.

How do you convince someone to drive slower/sober without sounding like that annoying friend who desperately attempts to bring some reason in his party partners’ fancy irrationality (think Pierre and Marcus in Gaspard Noe’s “Irreversible” )?
You don’t. Because you automatically become the one person that they don’t want to listen to.
This is why in most road safety PSA (Public Service Advertising), long gone is the delicacy of political correctness. Gone are the days of the complacency of the suspiciously joyful voiceover trying to sell the latest enzyme as if someone’s life was at stakes (even if, to be fair, her job probably is).
Instead, PSA resort to very explicit, bold examples depicted as realistically as possible. You would be right to state that the explanation is very mercantile: in advertising, the problem is always more eye-catching and attention-grabbing than the solution.
But this educational Shock Doctrine is ultimately designed to trigger behavioural change by activating acute emotional feedback: terror, appal, dismay, horror, etc.
In all these commercials, the driver is never the only one to die or be hurt. Because, as a rhetorical argument, the emotional weight of responsibility and its consequences is far greater than any degree of self-destruction: “I don’t care if I die, but what if I’m the only one to survive?”.
As every Shock Doctrine worthy of its appellation, your initial reaction to these TV spots won’t be to contest or find refugee in disbelief, but to absorb these sensorial stimuli, feel disoriented, relate to (one of) them and – best case scenario – connect them to your own driving behaviour.
Indulge in the power of the Shock Doctrine below.
Transport for London – The Day You Went to Work
Sécurité Routière Francaise – Just A Little Too Fast
Axion by Dexia – Heaven Can Wait
Volkswagen – Safe Happens – Like
Volkswagen – Safe Happens – Movie
Volkswagen – Safe Happens – 4 Hours















